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i never. the capitals bother me. oh well.
[Saturday, Apr. 03, 2004 @ 9:51 pm]
TO PLAY I NEVER, PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK

(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT

(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR

(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN

(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI

(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX

(_) I NEVER HAD SEX

(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC

(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED

(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED

(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT

(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME

(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE

(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)

(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING

(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF

(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED

(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER

(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB

(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE

(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE

(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND

(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER

(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS

(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE

(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL

(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER

(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE

(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR

(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH AN ANIMAL

(_) I NEVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE

(_) I NEVER PUNCHED OUT MY BEST FRIEND

(x) I NEVER SAID FUCK YOU TO MY BOSS

(x) I NEVER BOUGHT ANYTHING FROM A SEX TOY SHOP/PARTY

(x) I NEVER WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE OUT OF PITY

(x) I NEVER PUKED AFTER DRINKING

(_) I NEVER USED HARD DRUGS

(x) I NEVER HAD SEX INSIDE / OUTSIDE OF A CHURCH

(_) I NEVER KNEW WHAT LIFE WAS ABOUT

(_) I NEVER CURSED IN FRONT OF A TEACHER

(_) I NEVER LOVED